✓ What actually moves rankings
▲Categories — primary + secondary are the #1 relevance lever (~17% GBP weight).
▲Reviews — volume, recency, steady growth, 100% response rate (~14%). Rating toward 4.5+.
▲NAP / citation consistency across the web (~9%).
▲Freshness signals — new photos, answered Q&A, current hours.
▲Website relevance — on-page (~24%), already strong. Maintain, add schema.
▲Apple Business Connect + Yelp hygiene — Apple Maps displays Yelp ratings & photos; claiming the listings is the only way to control that surface.
▲Professional replies to bad reviews — prospects read the lowest reviews first; a calm reply converts better than a rebuttal that wins the argument.
✕ What people think matters (but doesn't here)
▼The missing Posts button — category-restricted for adult venues; posts have minimal ranking impact anyway.
▼"More website SEO" — the site is already optimized; the map listing is a separate system.
▼The homepage hero video — zero effect on a Google/Apple map listing.
▼The "$500 Google Ads credit" — adult venues are heavily restricted (Search-only, age/region/SafeSearch-gated, no Display or YouTube). Technically allowed, practically a poor spend.
▼Asking customers for Yelp reviews — Yelp policy prohibits solicitation and penalizes it; the review push stays Google-only.
▼Embedding a site map = ranking fix — good for visitors, but not a ranking factor.